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英格利許053

Yard Work Sign Language

A couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower. Her husband is looking for a rake and can't find it. He yells up to his wife, 'Where's the rake?'

She replies by nodding her arms like she can't hear. So he points to his eye (I), hits his knee (need), and then makes raking motions. She replies by pointing to her eye, grabbing her left breast, slaps her ass, and then rubs her crotch. He runs up stairs and says, 'What?' She says, 'I left it behind the bush.'

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What the heck is this bro?! Are you messing with people here?!

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謝謝大大的分享
真的是值得收藏
英文真的太重要了

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